Welcome To The Randomness

whorville:

don’t cry me a river. that’s stupid as hell. cry me a milkshake

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

vvntheshort:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

(Source: thighrabanks)

youthgonewildchild:

I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.

(Source: aserbianfilm)

godyallsomebrokeboys:

rihanna look like that bitch that drinks out of your cup without asking

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

i think the most beautiful sound is when you can hear the shower running at early in the morning because that means someone in the house is probably going to leave soon and that’s one less motherfucker to share oxygen with 

(Source: nahshaw)